March 2012
14 posts
wvnderbar:
i miss the days in america when you could accuse someone of being a witch to seize their property
1690’s kid forever<3
Reblog if you remember "FLIIIIIIIIIIIPENDO!!!!"
gryffinwhore:
kayleighweasley:
jkrowlingismypatronus:
I was always so confused
NOBODY EVER USED THAT SPELL OUTSIDE OF THE FIRST TWO GAMES
FLIPENDO FOREVER WILL BE MY CHILDHOOD
Watchmenacherie:
akitron:
iambickilometer:
mermaid-vision:
Also, this happened.
“The correlation between kitten and uh…”
“Coherency?”
for your viewing pleasure: james meets a kitten
nooooo james you are sooo cuttteee
basically i am clutching my face and squealing bc this is the cutest thing
I think they distill this video and use it to make cheering charms <3
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satan: knock knock
me: who's there
satan: satan
satan: i saw your blog
satan: we have wifi in hell
Ellen Degeneres for President.
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WRITE ME A LETTER (anonymous or not)
Dear ______,
I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.)
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kitzakatza:
immatureliterature:
Matt Bomer...
ifcookiescouldswim:
holmesiswheretheheartis:
...
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playinthewaves replied to your post: ∞ OF COURSE...
kitzakatza:
OF COURSE, DEAREST. IT’S ONLY APPROPRIATE. WE DID BLAST IT AT 1:30AM IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD. XD
DON’T LET ANYBODY TELL YA YOU’RE NOT HUMPABLE, BECAUSE YOU’RE BUMPABLE, WELL I HOPE THIS DOESN’T MAKE YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE
kitzakatza asked: ∞__∞
twofordinner asked: ∞ \o/
Put a "∞" in my Ask Box and I'll shuffle my itunes...
Ask me my "TOP 6" anything! →
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
meatmodel:
my talents include bullshitting essays at 12am
Why the hell not →
1. Are looks important in a relationship? 2. Are relationships ever worth it? 3. Are you a virgin? 4. Are you in a relationship? 5. Are you in love? 6. Are you single this year? 7. Can you commit to one person? 8. Describe your crush: 9. Describe your perfect mate: 10. Do you believe in love at first sight? 11. Do you ever want to get married? 12. Do you forgive betrayal? 13. Do you get jealous...
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
bury the castle.: So →
raphmike:
I went to the toilet today
to do my pee pee
and I chose the third urinal in toilet
because reasons.
And whilst unzipping my fly
this dude came in and stood at the urinal next to me
and so we had this contest going on to see who could wee faster
cause the guy who could finish their…
oh god. crying laughing and trying not to wake my roommate up.
aintasuperhero:
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
some people don’t have grass where they live, check ur privilege
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bluecartography:
sometimes i forget im not lying anymore when i click “yes i am over 18”